Hi. I wrote this rap thing. If you can't tell how it goes, too bad!

Jeremy


Well, this is the story all about how
my life got twisted, turned upside down.
I was jus' a little kid in the streets of LA,
livin' out my dream to be a star someday.

When a couple a kids, who were up to no good,
started makin trouble in my neighborhood!
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
she said i'm hiding you in the closet downstairs!

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

Well, I spent a couple hours scared outta my mind,
then I was sucked into a vortex of space and time.
I felt really weird, I felt very strange,
Then I realized "Little Monsters" was playin' in my brain!

So I found myself in a monsters lair!
Fred and his brother Ben Savage were there!
But Howie Mandel got a little too close,
so I pulled out my gat now they all is the ghosts!

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

After they died, I was left to decide:
Should I kill these other monsters, or let it slide?
Well I think my decision was plain to see,
When the lady at the desk said "TAKE YOUR SEAT!"

Well, a few hours later, with blood at my feet
I got sucked back into reality!
My Mom said, "Hey, kid, where ya been?"
I said, "I ain't tellin' you! Don't peck me like a hen!"

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

Well years and years later, I would find my way
To a hot little number who would say "Hey-Hey"
Well I tell her this story and she starts to laugh
So I pull out my gat and pop a cap in her ass!

Her final words, as she drifted away,
were, "Hey there buddy what did I say?"
I told her right then, before she died,
I ain't gonna be hen-pecked by any of you guys!

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

(repeat to fade)


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