OK....just got back. Thanks for all you help. I have spent the last month trapped in an underground lair, with nothing to eat but some leftover Rat-Bites©! So you guys can just go...do something... The story began many days ago. I was sitting at my computer, diligently writing my daily blog, which I update every day, when I was captured from behind by two goons. They took me to their car and drove me to an underground lair. I am not sure whose it was, because he never bothered me, but it was pretty horrifying. When I ate the last Rat-Bite©, I was allowed to leave. The goons were pretty nice this time, and we stopped for ice cream on the way home...BUT SERIOUSLY NOW! You guys shoulda helped me. You should have seen that my blog was not updated, and called the proper authorities! Nice friends you are. You will be lucky if I post another blog soon, so DON'T COUNT ON IT!!!!

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