Well, hello. It has been a while, hasn't it? This post is to inform you that I am doing just fine. I am working at a crappy job that involves me staring at a computer and typing all day, and then I go home and watch TV until I go to bed. Wah. You can cry for me later I guess. Other than that, I try to fill my weekends up with stuff, So tonite, we are going to Paul and Storm comedy show in Champaign-Urbana Illinois USA Earth. Hopefully it will be good and we won't be the only ones there. We are also bringing our friend Brad, so we'll see how that goes. And now...a poem:

Once in a while
I bring out a smile
to fill up your heart with joy
But if you should see it
Just wait a minute
And again I will be a sad boy...

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OK...so I had this great idea for a blog...but I forgot it. Sorry.

Jeremy

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What has happened to our world?

An Essay in 200 words by Jeremy Sovereign.

Hey man! What has happened to our world? It used to be a man could spend a few hours on the internet, and have seen everything on it. Now, the internet is, like, huge and stuff. And every day, things get bigger, better, and updated. It used to be a guy like me could have a full collection, but of course, now I either have to upgrade everything, be it with higher bitrate MP3s, HQ Pics and Vids, or I have to browse youtube for hours, diligently saving everything that interests me as it is uploaded. Wait a minute! I get it now! I am using 2000 internet rules in 2008! That's the problem! OK. Never Mind. Well, now I have, like, 75 more words to write. Geez, I never thought this problem would come up. I thought I would have to explore the issue deeply before coming up with a great response. Guess not. 55 more... Asparagus. Elephant. Cartoon Candy. Filibuster. Snack. OK. This is NOT working! You know what!? Maybe I didn't solve the problem! Yeah, that's it! I didn't solve it! Now I can continue to explore the various and sundry issues related to my statement, which...

I have run out of words...here is a picture.

Hey there everybody hey there everybody!

Alright. Erm...well I am really gonna write a blog today. This week had many adventures.

Sunday: what did I do? hmm...oh yeah watched TV all day. I think? Oh I know. we were gonna go to CJ's for breakfast, but slept in till 10. Eventually we sat down, watched DVD's. Later on, Factory and Venture Brothers came on.

Monday: Waited around for Jordan. Started Dave Barry's Tricky Business. Watched DVDs and The Middleman. and the daily show/colbert.

Tuesday: Waited around for Jordan. 2nd reading of Dave Barry's Tricky Business. Watched DVDs. and the daily show/colbert.

Wednesday: Waited around for Jordan. Finished Dave Barry's Tricky Business. Watched DVDs. and the daily show/colbert.

Thursday: Waited around for Jordan. Started The Showrunners. Watched DVDs. and Comic-con coverage...oh yeah and fear itself (suuuuu) and the daily show/colbert.

Friday: Waited around for Jordan. 2nd reading of The Showrunners. Watched DVDs and comic-con coverage and Psych. and the daily show/colbert.

Saturday: Waited around for Jordan. somethin else might happen.

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Hi people. I know my last few (all) posts have been empty, meaningless drivel, and I am here to remedy this situation. I am list'ning to this kinda crappy Great Big Sea album, and it has inspired me to write a folk song for my hometown!

As I walk upon my cities shores,
my mem'ries start to form.
I think of all the times I've had
in the town where I was born.

Charlotte is a city
covered all in gold,
and it's legend, long and lively
has already been told.

Although I only lived there for
three years and a day,
the mem'ry of my times there
and the fun will never fade.

Now as I walk so slowly
upon this mortal plain,
I reflect upon the days in Charlotte
AND THEY'RE DRIVIN' ME INSANE!!!!


Ok...it kinda fell apart there at the end, but who cares, because now this song is in the pantheon of great folk songs, and will NEVER DIE!!!!

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Hallo Friends, Neighbors and Countrymen. This is an announcement. Please pay attention to the following message. It is very important. Here's The Deal: As of today, July 10, 2008, this blog will continue as normal. I will continue to ignore it for months at a time, then do a silly post that means nothing, such as this one. Still, people viewing this post will enjoy it immensely and laugh till they die, which will decrease my readership again. At least I assume this is what happens every time. Just one of the pitfalls of being naturally funny. Well, Good Day.

this is the part of my blog where i post a random and unrealted picture.


Don't you dare go to this website.------------->/

Hi. I wrote this rap thing. If you can't tell how it goes, too bad!

Jeremy


Well, this is the story all about how
my life got twisted, turned upside down.
I was jus' a little kid in the streets of LA,
livin' out my dream to be a star someday.

When a couple a kids, who were up to no good,
started makin trouble in my neighborhood!
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
she said i'm hiding you in the closet downstairs!

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

Well, I spent a couple hours scared outta my mind,
then I was sucked into a vortex of space and time.
I felt really weird, I felt very strange,
Then I realized "Little Monsters" was playin' in my brain!

So I found myself in a monsters lair!
Fred and his brother Ben Savage were there!
But Howie Mandel got a little too close,
so I pulled out my gat now they all is the ghosts!

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

After they died, I was left to decide:
Should I kill these other monsters, or let it slide?
Well I think my decision was plain to see,
When the lady at the desk said "TAKE YOUR SEAT!"

Well, a few hours later, with blood at my feet
I got sucked back into reality!
My Mom said, "Hey, kid, where ya been?"
I said, "I ain't tellin' you! Don't peck me like a hen!"

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

Well years and years later, I would find my way
To a hot little number who would say "Hey-Hey"
Well I tell her this story and she starts to laugh
So I pull out my gat and pop a cap in her ass!

Her final words, as she drifted away,
were, "Hey there buddy what did I say?"
I told her right then, before she died,
I ain't gonna be hen-pecked by any of you guys!

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

(repeat to fade)


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Wow. What a while it has been. Writing now, I am to my blog. Reasons are few and far between that I am having for lack of postings. As I write this, thoughts take form within my mind of why and what a reason may be, but they do not take full form as to be withdrawn from the psyche of myself. So, I shall not to be listing these. However, I am partly responsible for the current topic of which I can discuss. Heretofore, I am writing towards a future point. Read half a book today, it had a name, which I shall reveal shortly. It was good. I mean, really good. Maybe it is because I have a movie in my head for which to play out scenes in those characters and voices. Maybe it is a kids book and is not to be having a difficult time for the reading of? No matter, I love it just the same. Title of said book: "Mrs. Frisby and The Rats of NIMH." Yay!

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What Up Dogs! Not much goin' on today. OK, well I guess yesterday I was nearly embroiled into a scam/pyramid scheme of some sort. Look up Primerica and you'll see what I mean. Oh well. I really do need to get a job. I am just having a lot of trouble deciding what it is that I can do that people will actually be OK with me doing. I got nuthin'. Please leave me comments with your suggestions.

Now - There are a few new things I NEED you guys to do - first: Do you iGoogle? I do! I have made two new modules for iGoogle! First is the Ludwig Von Drake Photo Of The Day just search for Ludwig Von Drake. Second is the Fake thing of the week, which fans of this blog will lurrrve! Search for Fake Thing of the Week. Enjoy it!

Next: Jeremy Is The King's first contest! The first three people who comment on this page gets a free iPod! Just send me your credit card info, and we will be in business!!!

Thirdly: Picturez of Yew

It has come to my attention that my blog has come to the attention of a certain twerp-like being in the Jeremysphere. I have heard that he finds it funny to find my blog funny. There is no funniness in my blog, so I don't understand where this is coming from. This is an ultimatum to my readers: DO NOT, under any circumstances laugh at, with, or towards my blog. If you do not meet my demands, the following will happen:

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OK....just got back. Thanks for all you help. I have spent the last month trapped in an underground lair, with nothing to eat but some leftover Rat-Bites©! So you guys can just go...do something... The story began many days ago. I was sitting at my computer, diligently writing my daily blog, which I update every day, when I was captured from behind by two goons. They took me to their car and drove me to an underground lair. I am not sure whose it was, because he never bothered me, but it was pretty horrifying. When I ate the last Rat-Bite©, I was allowed to leave. The goons were pretty nice this time, and we stopped for ice cream on the way home...BUT SERIOUSLY NOW! You guys shoulda helped me. You should have seen that my blog was not updated, and called the proper authorities! Nice friends you are. You will be lucky if I post another blog soon, so DON'T COUNT ON IT!!!!

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Hello Blogosphere! You have surely missed me these past few days. Hopefully I can provide you with the help you need to get throught the next lapse in my blogging habit. As I look upon the vast wasteland that is my day to day activity, I find myself increasingly spellbound, such as the erstwhile Ethan in the hit Hollywood classic film, Supergirl. When I think of all the things that I have missed, I have only to think of you, my loyal readers, and I then find the strength I need to carry on through the day. Thanks for reading and farewell.

Hey Hey Hey What Up Peoples!!! I Finally Got Some Sleep! Congratulations For Me! My Grandpa Came Down So I Don't Have To Drive My Dad Around Anymore!! Until He Leaves That Is. Ok that capital thing is annoying. oh - i have some great news - you wont even beleeeve it how incredible these news are. oh wait. i have nothing. NOTHING I TELL YOU! OK. Bye

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I am pathetic. I get all gung ho on doin this blogg thing, and then leave my loyal audience drooling for more for over two weeks!!! Well, let me tell ya, It ain't been no picnic. I have been driving my dad around and have barely had any time to fool around on the computer, because he always has to be driven around to the same places over and over, and he just cannot keep organized enough to keep these trips to a minimum. Well, you guys don't wanna hear that. So, to let off some steam, I bought way too much stuff yesterday!!! I got off to a good start, failing to buy anything at Best Buy. All the stuff I wanted was 14.99, which I refuse to pay unless I am feeling really down. Still, my brother bought a buncha stuff, so I was like jalouse!!! Then I had to buy my mom some "product" for her "hair," which nearly broke me. Then we went to a movie, and I bought $1 worth of nachos for $10!! Luckily, we get in movies free (jalouse?). Then we had some time to kill on that side of town, so we went to Borders for some great prices!! (J/k) No but really some things were on sale for $12.99, so I bought China Forbes - '78 and Carla Bruni - No Promises, + a bag o' Jelly Bellies so I could get rid of my $30 AT&T rebate card. Then later we went to Blockbuster to rent "a" movie, which we did, but they had pre-viewed DVDs 4 for 20 (great deal!!! j/k) So I did it, and bought 2 for me 2 for Jeordy. YAYA! So now I am almost out of my government money for the month YAY!

I am pathetic.

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Hullo. Well, this weekend was pretty cool, my sister visited from Des Moines, so that rocked. Saw Jumper. I liked it! Exciting and cool people in it. Went to the new movie theatre (see I told you I would) It was the Mega screen. Not that great. It is like too big, so you can only pay attention to half the screen. Yet it still didn't strike me as "Mega" on first sight. So who knows. What else...ate at J. Bucks had a yummy tenderloin sandwich. Well, thats all i got.

except this!

Hello Blogtown! Well, It's another Valentines day, and here I sit all alone and sad. Oh wait. I am not sad! I ain't never had a real Valentines day so I don't know what I'm missing! I'm completely ignorant to the ways of this world and I just sit here slack-jawed at all you fancy pants Valentiners (...Valentineers?...Valentinos?...) who think you have it all figured out. Well, I can't figure it out! Ha Ha Ha!

Happy Valentine's Day, Losers!!

Man, I am tired! Boy oh boy am I tired. I am just sitting here falling asleeeeep as I type. See there! I just fell asleeeeeeep as I was writing asleeeeep. There it was again! Ha Ha Ha! OK. now maybe this blog isn't about anything, but it shore was funny, wain't it?

Jaremy

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Hey everybody. Thanks for stopping by. Today, i would like to postulate on the inner workings of a psychological mind. Just kidding. I am just gonna say a buncha silly stuff!!! No but seriously, I think there are a lot of problems in today's society, and I have just the thing - Funny Pictures!!!!!

Bonus Pack Today Only - 3 pictures for the price of 1!!!

#1 Gift! #1 Gift! #1 Gift!



The Terrible #2's



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blog. blog. blog. Here's Today's. Sat around all day. It snowed like crazy. No lunch with jordan but I could have. Snow scary. Well hmmm....

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Hello! Well, another day, another blog! Let's see...today I ran out and bought 2 new CD's that came out today - Sheryl Crow and Jack Johnson. Target had an exclusive DVD with SC and JJ was 999. I listened to SC, and I have to say, I don't know what to think. I mean, I guess its OK, but I need to hear it a couple more times. I'll let you know.

Well, here's a link to something I already know I love - It's a music video for Sarah Borges and the Broken Singles' song "Stop and Think It Over" Check it out!



But don't worry theres still a picture!

Boh-Kay. I'm Back. Weekends are sure long wit-out me, eh? OK, well heres what happened. Saturday I woke up, things were going normal then all of a sudden i am informed that we are leaving to drop dak at a game and then go eat breakfast and do some other stuff and then i am informed that we should go to peoria with our dad and that its right by the mall and rave theatre and stuff and so we decide that that would be ok and then we drive all the way to peoria and then we see strange wilderness which you should avoid at all costs its an unfunny amalgam of dumb gags and jokes but i guess it did have superfox ashley scott in it so othat made it ok but whatever avoid it so then the movie ended and i had to drive home which sucked and then i almost got in a crash but i barely noticed it. Phew. what a day.

Sunday went a little slower. Not much happened. we did some errands and ate a Wings, etc. **bleck** Then we came home and watched movies instead of the super bowl. OK Bye

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It's February! And a blanket of snow has covered our fair city. No School! No Work! No Nothin'! Yay! Of course, that's just business as usual for me, since I have no school work or nothin' ever! Yay! Also, we just got a new movie theatre in town! 14 screens, 1 MEGA SCREEN!!!!! Of course there aren't any movies I really wanna see now. Perhaps I will be reporting on the theatre some time. Well, back to German Francoise Hardy songs!!

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Hey Ya'll What Up! I'm jes' settin' here with a Graham Cracker in my mouth typing up a new blog. Wow. It's hard to type with fodd in yer mouth. OK. Done with that, now I just have that graham cracker residue in my mouth! Gross! Yay! OK, next up I have to tell you what happened! My phone died! Oh No! I got this white screen of death and I could never fix it. I guess there is some way, but it requires advanced computo-electronic information that I do not have. So, I got the new version of my old phone. Sony Ericsson all the way baby!!!! It doesn't swivel, It pops up! It has 2 GB of room for music, video, picture, game, etc. (Only cuz I bought a 2GB Memory card). Well, I guess all phones must change at some point. For me, it was today (yesterday).

Jeremy

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Hey everybody! Hope you had a nice weekend. I sure did. It was my birthday!!!! Yay!!! We didn't really do much. Hung around the house Saturday watching DVDs and TV. Then we played Puzzle Pirates for like 4 hours and then we watched more DVDs until 1 AM!!! I almost cried with tiredness!! Wah! Then Sunday we woke up and had some pancakes bacon and sausage, then later we had Key Lime Pie for our cake and then we got some Borders gift cards - 25 dollars for 25 years! So I bought Camille - Le Fil and a half price CD by Megan Reilly, who I had never really heard of before, but its on Carrot Top records or something, so it should be good. Plus only 7.50! (After we had to tell the cashier that it was half off) Then we went to Fiesta Ranchera for a birthday dinner and I had some taquitos which kicked some serious arse! Yay! Then we went home and watched TV and DVDs (of course)! So pretty good B-Day, even though I only got 2 myspace comments and one facebook wall post. You internet fans better get going!

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Hellooooooo Saturday!

Woot! It's Saturday! Time for fun! Yay! Great. Awesome... Totally cooooo.......Meh.

OK Here I am. Now today is a very special day, since it is my birthday eve. The parade starts at Noon! Yay! OK nothing else to report, just chillin and spillin!

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Oh Nooooooo!!! What have i done! I have missed a day! Shame on me! Shame on Me!!!!

Oh well. OK, so yesterday, Dak stayed home from school with "the sickness." I had to take him to the docteur, and meet my mother there, so she could "do the talking," however, she felt that her work offered more urgency than a child on his "last breath." Well, I handled the situation with what can only be called "goodyness." Still, after nearly 30 mins at a appointment, I was nearly spent, and could not bear the thought of remembering to post a blog.

Now here is today's blog. Erm...umm...hey! So our internet/phone service is weird right now, just like working and then not working. So... That's boring. OK. Umm. Oh! My birthday! Sunday! Be there! I take cash money through PayPal!

Tricture!

Hey pals. How's it going? Cool. Thanks. Feeling kinda down today. I am just bored and need something new and cool to happen in my life, but that ain't gonna happen. I tried to apply for a job, but it seems like a scam or something, plus its in Peoria and I apparently never want to leave the 10 minute radius around my house. We'll see what happens. Dak is home sick from school. Maybe faking? J/k!!! Jordan didn't get to work till 9:30 or somfin. He just keeps getting later and later hoping to be fired. Ha Ha. Right? Well, ttyl!!!!

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Ok. Here I am for real! Yesterday I just quickly told you that I was back and I swear I will try to write everyday, especially since no one is reading! Ha! Let's see...Today I ran out and bought Cat Power's new covers album, Jukebox for $7.98. I think I got the last one they had, but who knows, right? Well, i did that, and then this afternoon took a listen. Pretty good stuff. I liked Cat Power before, but didn't really love it till The Greatest came out, and this album continues the sound of that album to some extent. The songs are unique and varied, and she adds her own style to every one. This is how covers albums should be.

Otherwise, jes' chillin'! Here is another picture from the same site as yesterday, thanks to my brother Jordan!!!! (on 7/10/06!!)

I'm Ba-ack! Ha HA HAAAA

Hey guys. I know I've been gone for like three years but I am gonna post everyday now!

Well, gotta go get my bro. Be back tom-orrow!

Picycle!!!