What has happened to our world?

An Essay in 200 words by Jeremy Sovereign.

Hey man! What has happened to our world? It used to be a man could spend a few hours on the internet, and have seen everything on it. Now, the internet is, like, huge and stuff. And every day, things get bigger, better, and updated. It used to be a guy like me could have a full collection, but of course, now I either have to upgrade everything, be it with higher bitrate MP3s, HQ Pics and Vids, or I have to browse youtube for hours, diligently saving everything that interests me as it is uploaded. Wait a minute! I get it now! I am using 2000 internet rules in 2008! That's the problem! OK. Never Mind. Well, now I have, like, 75 more words to write. Geez, I never thought this problem would come up. I thought I would have to explore the issue deeply before coming up with a great response. Guess not. 55 more... Asparagus. Elephant. Cartoon Candy. Filibuster. Snack. OK. This is NOT working! You know what!? Maybe I didn't solve the problem! Yeah, that's it! I didn't solve it! Now I can continue to explore the various and sundry issues related to my statement, which...

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