What has happened to our world?

An Essay in 200 words by Jeremy Sovereign.

Hey man! What has happened to our world? It used to be a man could spend a few hours on the internet, and have seen everything on it. Now, the internet is, like, huge and stuff. And every day, things get bigger, better, and updated. It used to be a guy like me could have a full collection, but of course, now I either have to upgrade everything, be it with higher bitrate MP3s, HQ Pics and Vids, or I have to browse youtube for hours, diligently saving everything that interests me as it is uploaded. Wait a minute! I get it now! I am using 2000 internet rules in 2008! That's the problem! OK. Never Mind. Well, now I have, like, 75 more words to write. Geez, I never thought this problem would come up. I thought I would have to explore the issue deeply before coming up with a great response. Guess not. 55 more... Asparagus. Elephant. Cartoon Candy. Filibuster. Snack. OK. This is NOT working! You know what!? Maybe I didn't solve the problem! Yeah, that's it! I didn't solve it! Now I can continue to explore the various and sundry issues related to my statement, which...

I have run out of words...here is a picture.

Hey there everybody hey there everybody!

Alright. Erm...well I am really gonna write a blog today. This week had many adventures.

Sunday: what did I do? hmm...oh yeah watched TV all day. I think? Oh I know. we were gonna go to CJ's for breakfast, but slept in till 10. Eventually we sat down, watched DVD's. Later on, Factory and Venture Brothers came on.

Monday: Waited around for Jordan. Started Dave Barry's Tricky Business. Watched DVDs and The Middleman. and the daily show/colbert.

Tuesday: Waited around for Jordan. 2nd reading of Dave Barry's Tricky Business. Watched DVDs. and the daily show/colbert.

Wednesday: Waited around for Jordan. Finished Dave Barry's Tricky Business. Watched DVDs. and the daily show/colbert.

Thursday: Waited around for Jordan. Started The Showrunners. Watched DVDs. and Comic-con coverage...oh yeah and fear itself (suuuuu) and the daily show/colbert.

Friday: Waited around for Jordan. 2nd reading of The Showrunners. Watched DVDs and comic-con coverage and Psych. and the daily show/colbert.

Saturday: Waited around for Jordan. somethin else might happen.

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Hi people. I know my last few (all) posts have been empty, meaningless drivel, and I am here to remedy this situation. I am list'ning to this kinda crappy Great Big Sea album, and it has inspired me to write a folk song for my hometown!

As I walk upon my cities shores,
my mem'ries start to form.
I think of all the times I've had
in the town where I was born.

Charlotte is a city
covered all in gold,
and it's legend, long and lively
has already been told.

Although I only lived there for
three years and a day,
the mem'ry of my times there
and the fun will never fade.

Now as I walk so slowly
upon this mortal plain,
I reflect upon the days in Charlotte
AND THEY'RE DRIVIN' ME INSANE!!!!


Ok...it kinda fell apart there at the end, but who cares, because now this song is in the pantheon of great folk songs, and will NEVER DIE!!!!

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Hallo Friends, Neighbors and Countrymen. This is an announcement. Please pay attention to the following message. It is very important. Here's The Deal: As of today, July 10, 2008, this blog will continue as normal. I will continue to ignore it for months at a time, then do a silly post that means nothing, such as this one. Still, people viewing this post will enjoy it immensely and laugh till they die, which will decrease my readership again. At least I assume this is what happens every time. Just one of the pitfalls of being naturally funny. Well, Good Day.

this is the part of my blog where i post a random and unrealted picture.


Don't you dare go to this website.------------->/

Hi. I wrote this rap thing. If you can't tell how it goes, too bad!

Jeremy


Well, this is the story all about how
my life got twisted, turned upside down.
I was jus' a little kid in the streets of LA,
livin' out my dream to be a star someday.

When a couple a kids, who were up to no good,
started makin trouble in my neighborhood!
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
she said i'm hiding you in the closet downstairs!

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

Well, I spent a couple hours scared outta my mind,
then I was sucked into a vortex of space and time.
I felt really weird, I felt very strange,
Then I realized "Little Monsters" was playin' in my brain!

So I found myself in a monsters lair!
Fred and his brother Ben Savage were there!
But Howie Mandel got a little too close,
so I pulled out my gat now they all is the ghosts!

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

After they died, I was left to decide:
Should I kill these other monsters, or let it slide?
Well I think my decision was plain to see,
When the lady at the desk said "TAKE YOUR SEAT!"

Well, a few hours later, with blood at my feet
I got sucked back into reality!
My Mom said, "Hey, kid, where ya been?"
I said, "I ain't tellin' you! Don't peck me like a hen!"

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

Well years and years later, I would find my way
To a hot little number who would say "Hey-Hey"
Well I tell her this story and she starts to laugh
So I pull out my gat and pop a cap in her ass!

Her final words, as she drifted away,
were, "Hey there buddy what did I say?"
I told her right then, before she died,
I ain't gonna be hen-pecked by any of you guys!

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

Cause I'm a...
hen-pecked husband
I said a...
hen-pecked husband

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