What Up Dogs! Not much goin' on today. OK, well I guess yesterday I was nearly embroiled into a scam/pyramid scheme of some sort. Look up Primerica and you'll see what I mean. Oh well. I really do need to get a job. I am just having a lot of trouble deciding what it is that I can do that people will actually be OK with me doing. I got nuthin'. Please leave me comments with your suggestions.

Now - There are a few new things I NEED you guys to do - first: Do you iGoogle? I do! I have made two new modules for iGoogle! First is the Ludwig Von Drake Photo Of The Day just search for Ludwig Von Drake. Second is the Fake thing of the week, which fans of this blog will lurrrve! Search for Fake Thing of the Week. Enjoy it!

Next: Jeremy Is The King's first contest! The first three people who comment on this page gets a free iPod! Just send me your credit card info, and we will be in business!!!

Thirdly: Picturez of Yew

It has come to my attention that my blog has come to the attention of a certain twerp-like being in the Jeremysphere. I have heard that he finds it funny to find my blog funny. There is no funniness in my blog, so I don't understand where this is coming from. This is an ultimatum to my readers: DO NOT, under any circumstances laugh at, with, or towards my blog. If you do not meet my demands, the following will happen:

(see picture.)