It has come to my attention that my blog has come to the attention of a certain twerp-like being in the Jeremysphere. I have heard that he finds it funny to find my blog funny. There is no funniness in my blog, so I don't understand where this is coming from. This is an ultimatum to my readers: DO NOT, under any circumstances laugh at, with, or towards my blog. If you do not meet my demands, the following will happen:

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