Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Ladies and Fellas of Jeremyworshipdomland - I have an announcement! I am giving up. That's it. I can't take it anymore. From here on out - I do it my way and my way only. There will be no more toymakers to the king, to quote a phrase. I have recieved millions of cards and letters giving me helpful hints on how to make a good blog, comments on my pictures, praise for my outstanding humorous words. I don't want anymore. I just wanna get some sleep. Last night, for example, I spent at least four hours answering each e-mail individually. From now on, please send all correspondence to my agent, Henry Finkelstein III. He will put your e-mail thorough rigorous tests, and only send flawless letters of praise to me. Everyone else will get my autograph stamped on a piece of paper, which will be faxed to you. If you have no fax, TOO BAD!!! Thank You.
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